Yesterday I went to the New England Aquarium with my girlfriend. We saw this guy. It was one of the best days ever.


In honor of my lady, who is in Vienna today, here is this fine piece from Vienna Secession artist Koloman Moser. It appeared in Ver sacrum in 1901.

In honor of my lady, who is in Vienna today, here is this fine piece from Vienna Secession artist Koloman Moser. It appeared in Ver sacrum in 1901.


Working for the weekend.

Working for the weekend.


“I went looking for eggs but all I found was dust bunnies.”

“I went looking for eggs but all I found was dust bunnies.”



A Boy and a Girl With a Cat and an Eel, circa 1635, Dutch. Artist: Judith Leyster

A Boy and a Girl With a Cat and an Eel, circa 1635, Dutch. Artist: Judith Leyster


“You got nothing to be afraid of.”

“You got nothing to be afraid of.”


Let’s keep it real. This moray looks like a burned russet potato. Bet the lobbies in Idaho aren’t too pleased.

Let’s keep it real. This moray looks like a burned russet potato. Bet the lobbies in Idaho aren’t too pleased.


A good lover will always stare down the ones that make life more difficult for you.

A good lover will always stare down the ones that make life more difficult for you.


“I did do all my homework.”

“I did do all my homework.”